Let's try again. . . snakes

I don't think I have written about this yet. I don't think I've written much about anything. We have a storage shed. Our storage shed has a snake. All of our storage stuff is now either behind our house, or on our front porch. Go ahead, laugh. I don't know what to do about this situation we are in. Who knew anyone could be as afraid of snakes as I? I have bought the snake repellent. It's sitting on the porch with all the other stuff that goes in the shed. It says to wear gloves when you spread it. I'm a little bit nervous that the snake will be angry. Or maybe if I put it in the storage, the snake will just feel trapped and die in there. I suggested we cement the little hellion in there, but that would require actually entering the storage. We're looking at week #7 here. And in another 6, the grandparents and Aunt Meg are coming, and I want them to feel proud of their granddaughter's ability to make the house look "homey", not like a joke Jeff Foxworthy would make. Am off to work.