Tylenol Cold and Flu

I am a wee bit under-the-weather. The folks in the library keep looking at me-my smokers cough is loud enough to scare the sleeping baby a few computers down, and I've already gone through a whole travel-size pack of kleenex. I am on my way to the store, where i will buy Puffs with lotion, Tylenol Daytime Relief, cough drops, orange juice, and as if that weren't the most pathetic- a box of tampons.